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"Very well, hero! Now that you are as prepared as you're goi..

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"Anyway, I wish you the best of luck, bold hero! And if you ..

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"Now, Knight... in order to vanquish the Fuckwitch, you will..

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As you depart, you hear her wistful sigh. "...and you just ..

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The owner lets you inside, and you get a better look at her...

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And then, you hear a voice calling out to you from a shadowy..

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You approach the Fuckwitch's mountain lair, up the long and ..

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Despite the helpful nudging of your game parser, you push op..

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You come to a dilapidated hut. It looks abandoned, and you d..

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Testing what happens if I put a link in a post https://opule..

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