imagine a busy friday night.. you get home from work, i've b..
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imagine a busy friday night.. you get home from work, i've been trying to spen all day snacking on leftovers from the night before.. our fridge is out, and i wouldn't want any of the food to go to waste. I awaited your return...
"sorry I didn't make dinner, the fridge is still out and the repairman won't be able to get here for another TWO days.. i thought we could get takeout"
you're a little frustrated, but you haven't had greasy comfort food in a while, so it's agreeable..
"how's chipotle?" i say...
(it's your favorite ofc)
but when the delivery driver arrives, he has two whole doordash packages with him, packed to the BRIM with chipotle bowls.
"what the f**k.. i entered 2, not 10!".. the delivery driver looks pissed.. i reluctantly break out the credit card and pay the $150..
"what are we going to do with all 10 of these bowls? we can't eat 7 between the both of us!"
but you had other plans. work today was especially tough, and food is expensive. you're not going to let me waste all of chipotle.
so spoonful after spoonful, you make me eat.. when i get too full, like im about to explode, you wait another 30 minutes and continue again and again until there's none left.
all that's left is 10 empty tins, and me lying on my back, stomach swollen and tight, barely able to breathe, over 10lbs heavier just in the weight of food...
what happens next?
