Man, I have the urge to play “Now you see it. Now you don’t”..
Man, I have the urge to play “Now you see it. Now you don’t” with a dick today. I can almost feel it sliding up in me just thinking about it. It’s like an itch that only the head of a hard cock is going to scratch deep in my guts. I’m sure you know what I mean. I think both men and women have the same urges, just different body parts to satisfy those urges. What got me going? I was talking to someone about a TV show I used to watch called “Cat House” on HBO. It’s about legal brothels in Nevada. I credit that show with ending a marriage and giving me the most extraordinary career I never knew I needed. The marriage ended because he didn’t like the idea of his wife being a ho. Well, it ended because I couldn’t stop wanting to be one. I had to try it. And I did, and that ended the marriage and started me down a 21-year career path that left me with only one regret. I didn’t start sooner. In 21 years, I never had anything bad happen. Nothing. There were some people I wouldn’t see again, but not many. I credit my success to not drinking or taking anything that alters the mind. I saw mass amounts of people fail at this career, and 99 times out of 100, it was substance abuse. I’m rambling. Anyway, the thought of all those years, which I have been retired from for what feels like ages now, just got me fired up and in the mood for dick. Now I just have to find one.