Title: Alright folks, here we go, post number two today. I take no..

Message: Alright folks, here we go, post number two today. I take no responsibility for anything I say, you have been warned. By all means, feel free to tip me, anyone who tips $10 or more will get a personalized xxx video from me, and I do mean personalized. Ok, post number two! Doctor shit, all done. Now off to see the trainer. Don't get your hopes up, and I doubt I will be feeling his balls empty inside of me. I wish he would drain them in me, but we don't always get what we want now do we? If something unexpected happens, you will be the first to know. Unexpected sex is always great unless, of course, you're in prison. I am just saying. I keep taking photos in my gym because I like my gym. I will probably bore you guys to death with it, so I forewarn you now. So enjoy these while they are still enjoyable! I walked into the doctor's office today, and a guy held the door and said, "Ladies first." Which I am perfectly fine with. I am not a little Mrs super feminist. But then I got to thinking about it. The term "ladies first" was a brilliant invention to check out a chicks ass. I want to expand upon it, but being a lady that likes to check out other ladies' asses, I can not think of a good way of saying that. If I say ladies first, am I implying I'm not a lady? Am I now a Tranny? Wait, you can't say Tranny anymore. Apparently, it's rude. I don't even know what you are supposed to call a Tranny, so it is what it is. I'll have to google it. Fuck, I'm getting off-topic here. Anyway, if any of you have a good way for me to say "ladies first" without getting strange looks in return, by all means, fill me in! Double standards are everywhere these days. I'm not too fond of double standards. Whats A-OK for one is a crime for another. Take sexual harassment, for instance. If a man talks dirty to a woman, that is textbook sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, well, that's $6.50 a minute. See where I'm going here? I allow sexual harassment, just know in advance you will be graded. If a guy beats off while getting high, is he "masterblazing?" Maybe "weed-whacking?? What about "highjacking?" You be the judge :)) I was watching a very sad video where a family was with their grandmother while she was passing away. I am not a fan of dying by any means. I am doing my best to live forever, and so far, so good. However, a random thought popped into my mind about when that time comes. All I ask for is just enough time and clarity to point to a random stranger in front of a crowd and say, "You did this to me!" Yeah, very mean, I know that. Still, it would be awesome to go out on such a high note. About right now, you are probably saying to yourself, how many times do I have flush to get this chick to go away? I am that turd that perpetually sticks to the shitter, embarrassing you when company comes over. Wait a minute. I am way out of bounds here. I am supposed to be telling you about sucking dicks. I would be if I had one to suck. Maybe tonight, I'll find one worthy of vacuuming severely. Got to run, catch you all later! Love ya Brooke PS, wish me luck on finding a dick, or a chick, either one. I am easy like that. Tip me if you can!