Title: So, the Coke Zero 400 is over. I get my town back. Don't g..

Message: So, the Coke Zero 400 is over. I get my town back. Don't get me wrong. I love all the people, and I'm glad most of you braved the COVID had a great time. But, like relatives, there comes that time when it's time to send you home so I can go to Walmart without having to park out in the North Forty. Travelers love Walmart. Just an observation. I like trannys. The good looking ones, that is. I wouldn't even consider guys gay that sucked them off. It's a mind-bender. I would marry a great looking tranny. Best of both worlds. Some dudes do get over-excited about trannys; they either love them or hate them. I dig the shit out of them. But, then again, I have all the right equipment for them to plug into. Sadly though, they mostly want to plug into other dudes. So, I went to a male revue show on accident not too long ago. I went to a bar and didn't know it was going on. I went with a guy. Then, I accidentally fucked a dancer with a massive penis while I was there. Look, it happens. It's a long story...in more ways than one. You can bet I went home a single girl again. Story of my life. I have a thing for massive dicks. I don't drink, but I do get cock tipsy. No hangover though, just fond memories of him emptying his balls inside me. The difference between ooh and aaaahhh is about three inches. I am just saying. Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate. If you haven't seen the whack jobs on my Twitter Feed, you should watch for them. They are entertaining. They don't like my general disposition. It's not that I have an attitude; I have a personality they can't handle. It annoys the shit out of them that they don't irritate the shit out of me. I find them entertaining. What is my sexual fantasy? It depends on the day, and I reserve the right to change it at any given moment. Clear things up? The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth. The difference between older women and younger women is this. I don't want to be up past 11, so we will be fucking no later than nine. Not interested in any lovey-dovey nonsense, I want it done right and in a timely fashion. Do you push harder on the buttons when the batteries on the remote control are weak? I do. Wonder if it helps. I find smacking it around gets a couple of extra pushes out of it. Will be posting a hot girl girl guy video in a little while, with a creampie ending, so watch for it! Love ya, Brooke