Title: So, why did I make this video? Because I could. That's abo..

Message: So, why did I make this video? Because I could. That's about the best answer I can cum up with. I was looking at my red slingback bikini pics from yesterday, and if you tipped me you got them...and thought I looked pretty good. So I whipped out the green one and said let's do it again. Except I needed to warm up for my workout so I did my little video in my workout room. I did get some badass pics in this one as well and again, if you want them, any tip over 10 will get the HQ pics. Sorry to ask for tips but a girl has to pay those bills like everyone else ❤️💋❤️ Your next question. Did I get laid last night? Kind of. It sucked. Guys, listen to me on this one. Booze is not your dicks friend. When you drink too much you fuck like a ding dong. Your willy is at half-mast, it's all squishy and falls out constantly, and when you do finally cum it's more a sigh of relief that its overwith then it is anything else. Unless you use that trimix stuff but I would guess that's hard to carry around. I have seen guys get plastered and use that stuff and boom, instant steel. First time I saw it was in LA back when it was called Caverject. Lots of the porn dudes drink...a lot. I still say, go easier on the booze. It's easier to get more insane with a sober person in bed than it is with a fumbly ding dong three sheets into the wind. I like to do different things and dizzy dicks wobbling around make that tough to do. What am I saying here? Fuck if I know. I had a shitty fuck so I'm lecturing the rest of the world on whiskey dick. Just slap me, I'll move on. Best part about being kind of gay is that women can get totally blitzed and shit still works. I should of went gay last night. I knew it but I just had a hankering for a big old penis last night.