Title: A few photos I took prior to makeup applied in mass quantiti..

Message: A few photos I took prior to makeup applied in mass quantities, scary, very scary. I know it's not a video but be patient. I'm working on that. I have been snapping a lot of pics lately, not sure why. Tomorrow I am going to shoot a video on the beach in my USA slingback. It's never been worn by me before, so you have never seen it on me before. What's new? I don't know, not too much, I guess. Lots of people want to take photos of me. I'm not talking about fans or anything like that. I don't have that many people who would even know who I am. I am talking about people who I guess are mostly hobbyists in photography. I avoid that as much as possible. I get annoyed at the time and sheer volume of stuff that gets shot. I used to do it all the time. Back in the day when photos were king, shooting a porn required three to four hours of shooting stills. Then another three to four hours of shooting a video. It was a long, hot day. Now, it's 15 minutes with a cell phone and move on to the video. I posted something on Twitter about not knowing what to do with my face during photography shoots. It's true. Sometimes they spend like 15 to 20 seconds taking a shot. Around the three-second mark, my face starts doing things it probably shouldn't. I end up with all kinds of odd images. I do feel for you photographers, cell phones have somewhat taken over the photography thing. I can mount my phone right on my ring light, use a little Bluetooth remote to take the picture, or even say smile and the photo snaps. It is that easy. I usually spend thirty to forty-five minutes shooting a quick set of photos, so it's not lightning-fast, but it beats the alternative. Plus, I don't need a ton of equipment. So, if you are a photographer, it's nothing personal. I just don't require pro-level photos as I fancy myself as an entry-level what you see is what you get person. Someone asked me why I was so "sarcastic." To which I don't' really think that I am. He then asked me if I even knew what sarcasm really was. Of course, I do, and I gave him the very definition of it. "Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face." I'm not sure he got the point. He looked confused, so I said, "Let me demonstrate. Lets share, you hold the grenade, and I'll take the pin. See you later." I think he understood after that. Yes, I scroll through Twitter, looking for porn. It's an addiction. I don't care. It's an addiction I can live with happily for hopefully the rest of my time here on earth. I like porn. I like to see the girls, and I like to see the cocks. Not so much the guy the dicks are attached to, I don't really care about that. With chicks, I want to see their face. Dudes, just the cock and balls, please. Don't get me wrong, I like a hardbody, I do, but my focus is on a strong dick. I think my favorite is when a guy is fucking a chick, missionary, and you can still see her mound and his dick sliding in and out; damn, I like that. But, my likes are subject to change at any given moment. I was watching a girl kiss the underside of a perfectly curved dick this morning, and that got me dripping wet. I don't know if it was the perfect curve of his cock or just how she was doing it, but it really got me going. I have had boyfriends, girlfriends, just friends, that get weirded out over me watching porn. I have zero issues doing it in front of them. It's a morning ritual. Some solid porn starts my day off right. Gets thing flowing, so to speak. I never understood why wives or husbands/ boyfriends-girlfriends get upset over their partner looking at porn. You are a bold-faced liar if you try and tell me seeing amazing bodies doing extraordinary things doesn't get your heart pumping. If my partner is looking at porn, then I'm looking at it with him. I want to see what's got his dick standing up, and he needs to see whats got my pussy leaving wet spots on the chair. Then let's make it happen. Now, don't go thinking the weird shit you see is OK. It's not. Unless your chick begs you to make her upchuck on your dick, then it's not OK. Most of us don't want to be choked, pounded, slapped, bent in unnatural positions, or fucked in the ass with an ear of corn. Think of it this way. If you caught me watching porn where guys got their testes impaled by a fork, you probably don't want me doing that. Leave that creepy shit for the bathroom when nobody's home, and the door is locked. I'm just saying here. I actually prefer to masturbate on the crapper. Something about that position really intensifies my orgasm. The problem is I have dropped more than a few vibrators in the water, and though they claim to be waterproof, they never really are. I am starting to ramble here, so I will leave it at that. Catch you all later