The results from my most recent survey on Twitter show that ..

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13 Apr, 2022
Title: The results from my most recent survey on Twitter show that ..
Message: The results from my most recent survey on Twitter show that 40% of men are NOT moisturizing their peens, and 20% of men are using LOTION! This is bad and wrongโ€ฆ Badrong ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ [slide 1]

If you answered in such a way, read this thread because youโ€™re going to want to change some of your habits. โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ

Using lotion ๐Ÿงด is bad for your peen ๐Ÿšซ Lotion contains chemicals that can irritate your skin and cause allergic reactions (even those that contain vitamin e and cocoa butter). Your peen is a sensitive area and needs something more pure and lessโ€ฆ engineered. [slide 2]

Not moisturizing at all can lead to dry skin, which can crack and, in extreme cases, lead to bl33ding. It also doesnโ€™t look great at all ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ Iโ€™ve seen too many threads from women dragging men on the internet and calling us ASHY! You donโ€™t want an ashy dick! [slide 3]

Please note: this ashy peen does not belong to me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Instead, use a skin oil, body oil, or body butter. If it has one or two ingredients, youโ€™ve probably found the right oil or butter. Some of these oils and butters are:

โ€ขAlmond Oil
โ€ขCoconut Oil
โ€ขGrape Seed Oil
โ€ขCocoa Butter
โ€ขShea Butter
โ€ขMango Butter
[slide 4]

Donโ€™t O-D (over do it). Use a dime sized amount and rub it into the skin. You donโ€™t want it to be clammy or cakeyโ€ฆ it should have a nice shine โœจ without being greasy. Over time, the natural oil or butter will absorb into your skin, preventing ashy dick and leaving you looking and feeling great! [slide 5]

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