Guys, I’m absolutely losing it—OnlyFans deleted my post because it had a picture of an elephant’s erection alongside the text, and apparently, that’s just way too erotic.

So, sorry if I turned you on.

Here’s a reupload without the picture. Hopefully, this one makes it through.

Guys, did you know what “musth” is in elephants? I only found out today, and it’s honestly terrifying. So, in male elephants, usually during winter, their testosterone levels spike up to 20 times the normal amount for about a month. From painful glands on their temples, a thick, protein-rich secretion starts oozing, dripping down their faces. On top of that, they have a constant, massive erection the entire time.

The elephant becomes insanely aggressive, completely losing its mind from pain and uncontrollable rage, attacking anything in its path. In India, to deal with this, people chain the elephant to a tree for days without food or water until the musth subsides.

I just wanted to say—this whole thing is horrifying to witness.

Male elephants get kicked the hell out of the herd at around 15 years old because they turn into sex-obsessed idiots. Elephant herds consist only of females and calves, while the males roam in separate groups. Interestingly, if a younger, weaker male is in the presence of a much larger, stronger one, his musth will completely subside.

Oh, and by the way, guys—an elephant’s penis weighs around 50 kg (110 lbs) and can be over 1.5 meters (5 feet) long. They can even move it like a trunk. If humans had the same proportions, a man would be walking around with a 45 cm (18-inch) dick. Big ship, big voyage.

But actually, it’s not about the ship at all. Female elephants have their vulva on their stomach, roughly in the area of the navel. A female weighs around 5 tons, while a male weighs about 7—which means that one wrong move could literally break bones. That’s why the whole process is efficient and to the point—no cringy expressions, moaning, excessive thrusting, or faked orgasms like in our case. The male simply stands on his hind legs behind the female, and his hook-shaped penis does all the work.

The whole thing lasts less than a minute.

A second trunk, if you will.