There’s a pussy in the photos!!!My audience already knows th..
There’s a pussy in the photos!!!
My audience already knows that I’d want to fuck just about anything—Melkor, a pellet boiler, Rykard from Elden Ring… Anything, as long as it’s not real men.
So, guys, I did a photoshoot with my Dyson V15 vacuum cleaner! No, I don’t fuck it - just pretend. And while I’m at it, I’d like to share a little review of it.
First, the downsides:
– It’s really heavy. I’m not weak at all, but I live in a big house, and by the end of cleaning, my wrist gets tired.
– The vacuum consists of three separate parts, and when assembled, it feels a bit loose, like the construction slightly wobbles.
– That’s pretty much it.
Now, the pros:
– Insanely long battery life—I charge it maybe once every four days, even though I vacuum daily.
– Super flexible and maneuverable—it can get under even the lowest furniture.
– Very powerful—it easily sucks up curtains, carpets, dogs… which is hilarious.
– The design allows you to simply lean it against any wall, no need for a dock.
– The dust container is highly visible, and I love looking at the collected dust.
– Extremely beautiful design—seriously, it looks amazing.
– It has a unique feature that’s neither a plus nor a minus: the vacuum only works when you hold the trigger down. Personally, I find it a bit inconvenient, but that’s subjective.
I’m sure if I actually read the manual or watched at least one tutorial, I’d find even more cool features.
