My dear friends, pussies, asses, and all the other things yo..
My dear friends, pussies, asses, and all the other things you keep asking for in DMs instead of studying quantum physics. “What’s this sudden burst of generosity?” you may ask — considering I totally gave up on making paid posts. Well, today’s photo sponsor is: it snowed ankle-deep, and Dasha isn’t forcing me to go running. So, thank Santa Claus 🎅🏿 for my good mood. Instead of running, I’m heading to my favorite gym. Since I’ve gained some new followers recently — yes, this creature that’s 80% made of fat absolutely loves the gym. I just devour the regulars there.
By the way, people have been asking if I have any posts with toys — nope, I don’t. There’s one video where I suck on a rubber gadget, you can try to find it under the paid posts tag if you’re curious.
