My little kittens, I’m just sitting here waiting for an appo..
My little kittens, I’m just sitting here waiting for an appointment to get my luxurious beard electrocuted off. No idea how long I’ll have to wait — my beautician completely forgot about the booking.
Today I’m starting a round of antibiotics because I’m ridiculously sick. Didn’t sleep all night because of the coughing, and whatever’s coming out of my facial sinuses is honestly terrifying.
But I’m cunning — I took a good swig of codeine syrup because living with these chin hairs is simply no longer an option.
By the way, to whoever said they’d unfollow me if I got Botox — I got it done three weeks ago. You may now leave.
Also, Dasha stopped by today and made me a mountain of syrniki💅