My dudes, I turned 27 today, which means I’m now approximate..

11 Jun, 2025
Title: My dudes, I turned 27 today, which means I’m now approximate..
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My dudes, I turned 27 today, which means I’m now approximately eight times older than all of you combined.

To celebrate, here’s a joke:

A guy gets ki//dn//app//ed by some gangsters.

They drag him out to a lake, dunk his head under water, and start interrogating him:

— Got any dollars?

— No.

— Got any euros?

— Nope.

— Got any rubles?

— Guys, either dunk me deeper or hold me under longer — I can’t see shit down there!

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