Title: ***TRUE STORY!*** Ok so you guys obviously know I write euro..

Message: ***TRUE STORY!***
Ok so you guys obviously know I write eurotica and embellish stuff to make it more entertaining sometimes but this is 100000% a true story.

So I go to Walmart at like lunchtime and I got a spicy habanero McChicken and eat it way too fast and my stomachs turns like immediately as per usual…but I go to get the makeup I’m there for and i look around and no one is there so I let out a fart and it friggen stinks… like 10/10 hot tummy ache stinky fart and im like oh god and of course the moment I let it out this hot girl walks around the friggen corner and right up to me and says “Omg was that you?” And I’m like ya haha 😂. And she goes “damn girl you stink” and I just giggle but I’m friggen mortified and stunned in place. I have my concealer in my hand and she just stands there smelling my fart talking about some TikTok girl who does makeup tutorials and bla bla bla and it’s lingering sooo bad and she’s 100% flirting with me… and now I can tell and I’m turned on knowing she can smell me and now I’m being a little flirty I think… (idk how to flirt lol) and she grabs the makeup out of my hands and puts it back and then grabs my hand and leads me down the aisle a bit and is all like you gotta try this stuff instead, it’ll stay on all day bla bla bla but she’s continuing to hold my hand after we stop and she picks up the other stuff and ugh she smelled friggen amazing and then she goes “How can I still smell your fart in my nose” and I swear to god my knees almost buckled… SOAKED… immediately…. I was such an idiot... It was such a huge missed opportunity… 😭 . I was just so stunned after she said it I couldn’t even talk and yaaaa. I blew it haha. I’ve thought about the entire situation 100 times since yesterday and what I shoulda said and done and just yaaaaaa… I missed my shot lol When we parted ways I know now that she wanted me to ask for her number or something more then just saying thanks for the makeup and walking away 😢