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Story time! 😅😅 Okay so I’ve been recovering from the flu fo..

04 Jan, 2022

Title: Story time! 😅😅 Okay so I’ve been recovering from the flu fo..

Message: Story time! 😅😅 Okay so I’ve been recovering from the flu for the past couple days, and between the flu and the medicine I’ve been having some ridiculous dreams🙈🙈 and here’s what I remember from my last one 🤣🤣🤣 So I was walking up to Channing Tatum’s front door to knock and ask if he wanted to collab and do a strip tease with me on my page.. (first of all the audacity dream me has to just casually do that 🤣🤣🤣🤣) anyway, I knock but Neil Patrick Harris opens the door, says Channing’s a bit tied up at the moment and winks. I kinda just stare at him with a literally emoji 😳 face until he laughs and invites me in. He pours me a scotch. I don’t drink but I was petrified of being rude so I did the most logical thing, I pretend to sip the scotch and pour it over my shoulder… except instead of how I imagined it I spastically YEET the glass over my shoulder as it loudly shatters across the wall. 🤦🏻‍♂️ (Apparently dream me is just as classy and normal as real me 🤣🤣🤣) Luckily nobody seemed to notice, or at least care. Neil Patrick Harris leads me down this hallway to a staircase down. We descend what feels like a hundred flights of stairs but I’m probably just being dramatic and it was like 4, but still.. at the end is an open doorway with nothing but a dim red light coming from it. As we enter I hear a muffled voice but can’t make out what it is saying. We walk further into this dark room where a dark figure starts to come into view, it’s Channing Tatum hanging upside like Spider-Man!🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ He has a gag in his mouth that he’s trying desperately to talk through so I go to remove it, the second that I do he screams “DO YOU LIKE MARIO KART??” Now obviously I respond with a yes, and the three of us spend the rest of the night playing Mario kart fully clothed in what I fully assumed to be a sex dungeon. (And yes, Tatum remainder in spider-man mode from what I can remember) 🤣🤣🤣 I hope this cracks you up as much as it did me lmfao 🤣