I don’t trust people who can fall asleep within 5 minutes. L..

20 May, 2025
Title: I don’t trust people who can fall asleep within 5 minutes. L..
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I don’t trust people who can fall asleep within 5 minutes. Like… what do you mean your brain just shuts off? I’m lying here, conducting fake interviews in my head, re-living arguments from 2013, and daydreaming about spontaneous sex on vacation with someone I haven’t even met yet.
So if I reply to your DM at 1:47AM, just know it’s because my brain was busy doing a TED Talk to an imaginary audience.

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