Title: Dearest friends, I hope this missive finds you in good hea..

Message: Dearest friends,

I hope this missive finds you in good health and spirits. It is with a heavy heart and much regret that I pen these words, for I find myself in a most unfortunate state of affliction. I humbly beseech your forgiveness for my inability to fulfill my social obligations in recent days.

Alas, a malady has befallen me, one that has left me bedridden and unable to partake in the pleasures of society. My frail constitution has succumbed to the relentless grip of illness.

tl;dr - sorry for not posting I got sick and haven't been able to move for two days