Title: i wasn’t gunna post these cuz I’m bloated BUT I recently fin..

Message: i wasn’t gunna post these cuz I’m bloated BUT I recently finished a really good book (Milk Fed by Melissa Broder) and I spent the whole day reading on my balcony... which resulted in this super flattering tan line (EVEN THO I wore sunscreen ???). so please forgive me if I give off ‘robo cop’ vibes for a while with my straight line tan 🤖

Also can we appreciate how in the last pic I wasn’t even trying to use my cat as pussy-coverage this time, she just ~appeared~ 🐈