Title: oh BABY!!! if it isn’t my favorite CAPITALIST HOLIDAYY!! WOO..

Message: oh BABY!!! if it isn’t my favorite CAPITALIST HOLIDAYY!! WOOOO! Make sure u consume that SWEEET SWEET RED & PINK-THEMED PRODUCT EVERYONE!! 🥰🥰💕♥️ No I’m v much kidding, kinda, ok well look- what i mean is; I’m not tryna ridicule anyone’s happiness. Please enjoy any holiday/day you want in whatever way makes you happy!! I am 1000% about doing what makes U feel good. But personally for myself I don’t really celebrate Valentine’s Day, I just score the discounted chocolate in the days after ;)

but I do genuinely love LOVE so do know that
1. I love you
2. I would even go as far to say as I LIKE you, which I do not like people but I like yall a lot

and
3. If all else fails, heres some pics w love notes on them inspired by my actual true feelings about OF, all of you and tbh, they also give me that date-night kibda vibe too. Oh and show off me butt n bewbs. But anyway hopefully u make it through today which is, honestly, just another day on this strange sky rock…except there’s weird romantic consumerism happening (more so than usual)…but hey !!cheap candy tomorrow 🥸😇