Title: Alright guys, the blonde masseuse, I asked to book a appoint..

Message: Alright guys, the blonde masseuse, I asked to book a appointment, she said She was having a shitty day, so I up my texting game and offered her some really supreme weed and Squid Games, she said she’d love to come and chill for FREE.

I feel like i need to let you guys know, I haven’t smoked weed in a couple months, with the lost of max, I’ve been slowly starting to smoke again to deal with it, some of you may be disappointed, but for now with all the lock downs and restrictions, a bit of weed keeps me sane.

I’ll get off it when I need to work on important stuff like becoming the FIRST Asian president of the United States and make every hot girl massage a unknown guys once a month for free in order to maintain a free government provided health care. #Sinfuldeeds2024

Now back to the blonde…yeah she was pretty excited to see me but she end up couldn’t even walk by the end, the King PLOWED that lawn right open, it will never be the same again. 🦪💦 Parted her cheeks like how Moses parted the Red Sea 🚒 the whole seduction process will be revealed in the next vid

See Y’all soon