It’s Tax Season, boys! 🍆💸

Are you packing a refund-worthy return, or are we talking audit-level embarrassment?! 😏 Pay your Dick Tax and let me assess your standing on the prestigious Siri Tax Compliance Scale – from Small but Mighty to Certified BJ-worthy.

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DM me "TAX SEASON 🍆" to file your dues today!